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When Chuck looked at Medusa eyes, Medusa turned to stone.
People say the devil is Chuck Norris, on a good day.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to flush his toilet, he just stares the crap out of it.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, they had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
You don't find Chuck Norris, he finds YOU.
Little children check there closet every night for the Boogie Man, the Boogie Man checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a third fist under his beard.
Chuck Norris won American Idol, using sign language.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, to bad he's never cried.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
If you stab Chuck Norris your knife will bleed.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to grind coffee. He walks into a room, and coffee beans fall to pieces.
People believe we evolved from monkeys. Actually, we evolved backwards from Chuck Norris.
Soviet Russia was once warned of Chuck Norris. Thus, ended the Cold War.
It's Offical, Chuck Norris caught all the Pokemon before Ash did.
The movie 'Armageddon' was originally intended to have Chuck Norris. He was replaced to make the movie a lot longer.
People say the devil is Chuck Norris, on a good day.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to flush his toilet, he just stares the crap out of it.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, they had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
You don't find Chuck Norris, he finds YOU.
Little children check there closet every night for the Boogie Man, the Boogie Man checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a third fist under his beard.
Chuck Norris won American Idol, using sign language.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, to bad he's never cried.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
If you stab Chuck Norris your knife will bleed.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to grind coffee. He walks into a room, and coffee beans fall to pieces.
People believe we evolved from monkeys. Actually, we evolved backwards from Chuck Norris.
Soviet Russia was once warned of Chuck Norris. Thus, ended the Cold War.
It's Offical, Chuck Norris caught all the Pokemon before Ash did.
The movie 'Armageddon' was originally intended to have Chuck Norris. He was replaced to make the movie a lot longer.
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