Corrupted Wishes

66hunter66 · by **66hunter66** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 7:30 am

granted, but it sucks a dog puked on em 8-)

i wish for the power to create skittles by touching something!!! (im hungry)

66hunter66 · by **66hunter66** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:18 am

granted, but a bird dies, falls on top of, you, then an eagle lands on your head, and claws your brains out for killing its cousin.
i wish for a flying squirrel

66hunter66 · by **66hunter66** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:49 pm

granted but if you have any enimies you get kicked in the balls.

Myrr · by **Myrr** » Sat Jan 02, 2010 7:40 pm

I wish my dog would stop barking at squirels

Leia · by **Leia** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 7:19 am

Granted but now he's barking at the birds.
I wish I could speak every language in the world.

Myrr · by **Myrr** » Sun Jan 17, 2010 1:39 pm

Granted but you speak them in such an accent that people cant understand you
I wish that I couldn't get papercuts

Leia · by **Leia** » Mon Jan 18, 2010 5:33 am

Granted, but you stack it every time you walk down the stairs instead!
I wish Avocados don't exist!

Myrr · by **Myrr** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 1:37 am

granted but you are forced to eat an even NASTIER food
I wish I would stop getting hicurps

Leia · by **Leia** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 4:27 am

Granted, instead you burp continuously for 22 hours a day.
I wish I can fly~!

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