Leave Your Jokes

[AAM786]

Alright ova here u can tell gud and funny jokes

There were 3 ppl called manners,shut up and poo
one day they were walking and poo found a £50 note.
shut up and manners kept on walking there was a car coming and it ran over poo. (poor poo (lol))
shut up went to the police station while manners was helping poo.
This was the Conversation between the police men and shut up:

Police:What's Your Name
Shut up:Shut up
Police:Excuse me you dont use that language on an officer now tell me ur name
Shut up:shut up
Police:Excuse do You Have something called manners
Shut up:yes i do heez my friend. heez picking up poo from the road

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[AAM786]

Here's another one.

There were 3 ppl called Jimmy Jack and James.
they lived on the hottest side on the world and were dieing for a drink
One day dey were walkin and found a lamp.
a genie came out and said name a liquid(drink) go down that slide and u shall teleport in a land full of what u said.

So Jimmy was the first one he got on the slide.

Jimmy:DR PEPPER!!!

After he said it he slid down the slide and landed in a land of Dr.Pepper
Now it was Jacks Turn. He Got on the slide and did the same thing

Jack:PEPSI!!

after he sed it he slid down the slide and landed in a land of Pepsi
Now It was James's turn. He got on the biggest slide. so he got on it
and said WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

SO THEN JAMES ENDED UP IN A LAND OF WEEE(urine)

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Myrr]

How bout this one

THere was this magical bridge that what you said if you jumped/fell of it you would get what you wanted.
THe first one wanted to try it out so he jumed and shouted "gold"
He landed in solid gold bars and broke his arm
Someone else wanted to try...
he prayed "diamonds" as he fell,
for the rest of his life he was known as "sparkly man" by the kindergardners going to the school he lived by
Someone, who had no clue about the power of the bridge was jogging by
he tripped and fell of the bridge
"CRAP!(if that is inapropriate- FECES)" he screamed as he went down
and guess what HE landed in...

[zxcman]

there were 3 tight-fisted men they thught to give poor people money so people think they are not tight-fisted
the first one said : i will drow a circle on the ground and then i will throw some money what falls in the circle is for poor people and what dont is mine
the seconed one said : i will drow a line on the ground and the i will throw some money what falls on its right is for poor people and whats on left is MINE
third one said (he is the most tight-fisted) : i will throw some money what falls on the ground is MINE and what dint is for poor people

lol sorry for it was long