Corrupted Wishes

[Naruke100]

The objective is to corrupt someone's wish and make a wish after

EXAMPLE:
p1 :i wish for PIE!
P2 : Granted , you have cow PIE , i wish for pink power rangers .
and etc.


I'll start
i wish for pokemon

[Gothic3]

Granted but soon after they all die off because of swine flu

I wish I had coke!

[liam98]

Granted! But the Coke bottle is empty.

I wish for a box Lindt Chocolate.

[66hunter66]

granted, but it sucks a dog puked on em
i wish for the power to create skittles by touching something!!! (im hungry)

[Grimlyn]

granted but you touched your face.
i wish for an indestructable car that can go 1000 mph and has a full tank of gas

[liam98]

Granted, but there's too muh full and the car blows up.
I wish for someone to die.

[66hunter66]

granted, but a bird dies, falls on top of, you, then an eagle lands on your head, and claws your brains out for killing its cousin.
i wish for a flying squirrel

[liam98]

Granted!, but the squirrel is 500 ft tall and destroys the world.
I wish for an enemie to get kicked in the balls.

[66hunter66]

granted but if you have any enimies you get kicked in the balls.

[Myrr]

I wish my dog would stop barking at squirels

[Leia]

Granted but now he's barking at the birds.
I wish I could speak every language in the world.

[Myrr]

Granted but you speak them in such an accent that people cant understand you
I wish that I couldn't get papercuts

[Leia]

Granted, but you stack it every time you walk down the stairs instead!
I wish Avocados don't exist!

[Myrr]

granted but you are forced to eat an even NASTIER food
I wish I would stop getting hicurps

[Leia]

Granted, instead you burp continuously for 22 hours a day.
I wish I can fly~!