Corrupted Wishes

mitten · by **mitten** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 10:10 pm

granted a evil doctor hipnotised your cat too take over the world, then the cat did so by making an evil cat army

I wish i had supermans powers but couldn't get harmed by criptinite or die

josegogo1 · by **josegogo1** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 10:17 pm

granted then you got cancer

i wish for breakfast

Youngril · by **Youngril** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 10:28 pm

josegogo1 wrote:granted then you got cancer

i wish for breakfast

Granted. It's Charred eggs and raw bacon.

I wish for world peace.

josegogo1 · by **josegogo1** » Mon Sep 05, 2011 10:30 pm

granted but its only peaceful cause a disease killed everything on earth

EvilPikachu · by **EvilPikachu** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 11:34 am

I wish for a fresh slice of clean white bread with nothing wrong with it.

hedgeho1 · by **hedgeho1** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 9:18 pm

Granted but now everyone thinks your racist for the way you said that. lulz clean white bread

I wish for :mrgreen:

mr.green to make tasty waffles with nothing wrong with them and no one but us would ever know about them and no one would change this wish or judge anyone about their actions or do anything to the waffles or this post or me, but feel free to kill mr. green see if i care annoying retard

josegogo1 · by **josegogo1** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 11:09 pm

granted but they are so good you taste them and have a heart atack

i wish for a new dog

hedgeho1 · by **hedgeho1** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:25 am

you dont get one i said on my wish that nothing could happen to me!

But if i really have to here it is

Granted, but it claws your face off, humps your leg, craps in your throat, bites your balls, poisons your water supply, burns your crops and delivers a plaugue onto your house! p.s. it kept you waiting for a bubble!

I wish for a wish that is immune to all threats and changes you make to it and you cant do anything to it at all! :twisted:

josegogo1 · by **josegogo1** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:27 am

hedgeho1 wrote:you dont get one i said on my wish that nothing could happen to me!

But if i really have to here it is

Granted, but it claws your face off, humps your leg, craps in your throat, bites your balls, poisons your water supply, burns your crops and delivers a plaugue onto your house! p.s. it kept you waiting for a bubble!

I wish for a wish that is immune to all threats and changes you make to it and you cant do anything to it at all!

(spongebob lol)
granted the wish is now available for use if you find out what it is

i wish for a plasma lickipop

hedgeho1 · by **hedgeho1** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:32 am

Granted but it poisons you.

I wish i knew what the wish of immunity was. :ugeek:

josegogo1 · by **josegogo1** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:35 am

granted but then you forgot it

i wish i had a coney from sonic

zxcman · by **zxcman** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 6:13 am

granted but you are too stupid to use it

i wish to end this this topic

josegogo1 · by **josegogo1** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 9:01 pm

granted but then i start it up again

i wish zxcman was dead

hedgeho1 · by **hedgeho1** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:05 pm

Granted but he had 50 clones waiting to take over for him after he died

I wish I had -5 dollars 8-)

josegogo1 · by **josegogo1** » Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:08 pm

granted then i go and burn it

i wish for new socks

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